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F I K R A L A R<\/span><\/p>\n

S\u00d6YLE BAR\u0130<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoca ormana gitmi\u015f.Oturmu\u015f bir dal\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne, ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f kesmeye.A\u015fa\u011f\u0131dan ge\u00e7en bir yolcu Hoca’ya seslenmi\u015f:- Be adam! \u0130nsan oturdu\u011fu dal\u0131 keser mi ? \u015eimdi d\u00fc\u015feceksin.Hoca adama ald\u0131rmam\u0131\u015f; i\u015fine devam etmi\u015f.Az sonra dal k\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.Hoca, cumburlop d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f.D\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fc yerden peri\u015fan seslenmi\u015f:<\/span>
\n-D\u00fc\u015fece\u011fimi bildin ne zaman \u00f6lece\u011fimi de s\u00f6yle bari.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"SIKARKEN<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Nasrettin hoca bir g\u00fcn yolun kenar\u0131nda kedisini y\u0131k\u0131yomu\u015f.Yoldan ge\u00e7en arkada\u015f\u0131 hocaya:<\/span>
\n-Hocam kediyi y\u0131kama \u00f6l\u00fcr.<\/span>
\ndemi\u015f.Hoca ald\u0131r\u0131\u015f etmemi\u015f ve y\u0131kam\u0131\u015f.Arkada\u015f\u0131 d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015fte hocay\u0131 tekrar yolun kenar\u0131nda g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f.Kedi \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. adam:<\/span>
\n-Hocam ben size kediyi y\u0131kamay\u0131n \u00f6l\u00fcr demedimmi? demi\u015f.Hoca:<\/span>
\n-Ben kediyi y\u0131karken \u00f6lmediki s\u0131karken \u00f6ld\u00fc demi\u015f.<\/span><\/p>\n

BAKLAVA<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoca aksamleyin eve dogru yururken, baklava seven bir koyluyle karsilasir.<\/span>
\n-Hoca, kisa bir sure once bir adam buyuk bir tepsi baklava goturuyordu…<\/span>
\n-Beni ilgilendirmez!<\/span>
\n-Fakat adam tepsiyi sizin eve goturuyordu.<\/span>
\n-O zaman seni ilgilendirmez!<\/span><\/p>\n

ALLAH B\u0130L\u0130YOR<\/span><\/p>\n

Nasreddin Hoca bir cimri tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n evine gitti\u011finde tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 ona bayat ekmek ile bir tabak bal ikram etmi\u015f. Nasreddin Hoca bayat ekme\u011fi di\u015fi kesmeyince sinirinden bal\u0131 ka\u015f\u0131kla yemeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.Ev sahibinin g\u00f6z\u00fc yerinden oynam\u0131\u015f :\u00a0<\/span>
\n-Aman efendim, bal ekmekle yenmez ise, insan\u0131n i\u00e7ini s\u0131y\u0131r\u0131r, demi\u015f.\u00a0<\/span>
\nNasreddin Hoca hi\u00e7 ses \u00e7\u0131karmadan bal\u0131 bitirmi\u015f ve :\u00a0<\/span>
\n-Kimin i\u00e7inin\u00a0s\u0131yr\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 Allah biliyor, demi\u015f.<\/span><\/p>\n

AKLIN VARSA G\u00d6LE KO\u015e<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoca, bir g\u00fcn k\u0131rlardan toplad\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131 \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131y\u0131 e\u015fe\u011fine y\u00fckleyip evine g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrken :\u00a0<\/span>
\n-Acaba, ya\u015f \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131 da kurusu gibi yanar m\u0131? diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr ve \u015feytana uyarak \u00e7akma\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7akar ve alevi \u00e7al\u0131 \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131ya dokundurur.Aralar\u0131nda kurular\u0131 da bulunan \u00e7al\u0131 \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131 hemen alev al\u0131r.E\u015fekte bir korku, bir tela\u015f, huzursuzluktur ba\u015flar.An\u0131ra an\u0131ra, \u00e7ifte ata ata d\u00f6rt nala ko\u015fma\u011fa ba\u015flar.Hoca da arkas\u0131ndan olanca g\u00fcc\u00fcyle ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r :\u00a0<\/span>
\n-Akl\u0131n varsa g\u00f6le ko\u015f!<\/span><\/p>\n

B\u0130ND\u0130\u011e\u0130 DALI KESMEK\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoca merhum, bir g\u00fcn, bir a\u011fa\u00e7 keserken, yolcunun biri g\u00f6r\u00fcr:<\/span>
\nHey, babal\u0131k, bindi\u011fin dal\u0131 kesme, sonra kar\u0131\u015fmam ha! diye seslenir ama, Hoca n\u0131n bir kula\u011f\u0131ndan girer, bir kula\u011f\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kar; bir, bir daha indirir baltas\u0131n\u0131. Derken, dal k\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r, gelir, Hoca da boylu boyunca serlir yere. Gayri yaray\u0131, bereyi, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnen kim! Hemen ko\u015far adam\u0131n arkas\u0131ndan:<\/span>
\nYahu, sen benim d\u00fc\u015fece\u011fimi bildin, \u00f6lece\u011fimi de bilirsin; gel, deyiver, Allah a\u015fk\u0131na! diye, adam\u0131n yakas\u0131na sar\u0131l\u0131r. Adamca\u011f\u0131z ne desin,yakas\u0131n\u0131hocan\u0131n elinden kurtarmak i\u00e7in:<\/span>
\nBunu bilmeyecek ne var! \u015eu bindi\u011fin e\u015fek bir yellenirse, can\u0131n a\u011fz\u0131na gelir; bir daha yellendi mi, can\u0131n \u00e7\u0131kar vesselam! deyip, y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fcverir.<\/span>
\nHoca, odununu y\u00fckler, evin yolunu tutar ama, e\u015fek bu, yoku\u015f yukar\u0131 bir e\u015feklik etmez mi, can\u0131 buras\u0131na gelir Hocan\u0131n, k\u00f6rolas\u0131ca, bir daha o e\u015fekli\u011fi yapmaz m\u0131! Hocan\u0131n iflah\u0131 t\u00fckenir, y\u0131k\u0131l\u0131verir yere. Duyup gelenler, bir iki ah, vahtan sonra, cenazesini evine kald\u0131racak olurlar. \u00c7amur, \u00e7aylak bir yerden ge\u00e7erken, Buradan m\u0131 y\u00fc\u00fcrsek \u015furadan m\u0131 y\u00fcr\u00fcsek? diye hesap, kitap ettiklerini duyunca, Hoca, tabuttan ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 uzat\u0131r:<\/span>
\nVallahi, der; ben sa\u011f iken su yoldan gelir giderdim ama, gene de siz bilirsiniz.!<\/span><\/p>\n

HALEP ORADAYSA AR\u015eIN BURDA.<\/span><\/p>\n

Palavrac\u0131n\u0131n biri ba\u015f\u0131na toplad\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f cahile kar\u015f\u0131 \u00f6v\u00fcn\u00fcp duruyormu\u015f :<\/span>
\n– \u0130\u015fte ben g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc ve maharetli bir adam\u0131m. Evet ben Halep’te bulundu\u011fum s\u0131ralarda altm\u0131\u015f ar\u015f\u0131n uza\u011fa atlam\u0131\u015f bir kimseyim!.. Nasreddin Hoca da bu s\u0131rada oradan ge\u00e7iyormu\u015f. Palavrac\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131p :<\/span>
\n– Yaa demi\u015f demek sen altm\u0131\u015f ar\u015f\u0131n atlars\u0131n. Haydi atla da g\u00f6relim. Adam h\u0131k m\u0131k etmi\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Ama demi\u015f ben Halep’te atlad\u0131m. Hoca k\u0131zm\u0131\u015f :<\/span>
\n– Can\u0131m demi\u015f, Halep oradaysa ar\u015f\u0131n burada.<\/span><\/p>\n

HOCANIN E\u015eE\u011e\u0130\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Hocan\u0131n e\u015fe\u011fi \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f. Kap\u0131n\u0131n e\u015fi\u011fine oturmu\u015f, h\u00fcng\u00fcr h\u00fcng\u00fcr a\u011fl\u0131yormu\u015f. Bir kom\u015fusu yakla\u015farak:<\/span>
\n-Hocam, Ge\u00e7ende kar\u0131n \u00f6ld\u00fc, a\u011flamad\u0131n. Bir e\u015fek i\u00e7in a\u011flamak sana yak\u0131\u015f\u0131r m\u0131?<\/span>
\n-Nas\u0131l a\u011flamam! Kar\u0131m \u00f6l\u00fcnce e\u015f, dost hepiniz etraf\u0131m\u0131 ald\u0131n\u0131z, \u00fcz\u00fclme biz sana daha iyisini buluruz dediniz. Ama biri \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p da; Hoca a\u011flama, sana daha iyi bir e\u015fek al\u0131r\u0131z demedi!..<\/span><\/p>\n

PE\u015eTEMAL<\/span><\/p>\n

Hocan\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 gece yar\u0131s\u0131 sultan\u0131n askerleri t\u0131klay\u0131p hocay\u0131 uykusundan uyand\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Hocay\u0131 apar topar al\u0131p sultann\u0131n yan\u0131na, sultanda hamam sefas\u0131 yap\u0131yormu\u015f sultan hocan\u0131n engin bilgilerine dayanarak hoca demi\u015f bana bir de\u011fer bi\u00e7 demi\u015f ben ka\u00e7 ak\u00e7e ederim demi\u015f. Hocada d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f sen 10 ak\u00e7e edersin demi\u015f sultan da hiddetlenerek olur mu ya \u00fczerimdeki pe\u015ftemal bile 10 ak\u00e7e eder demi\u015f. Hocada bende zaten onu s\u00f6yledim demi\u015f.<\/span><\/p>\n

K\u0130TAPTAK\u0130 YANLI\u015eLAR<\/span><\/p>\n

Ak\u015fehir’e tayin edilen bir kad\u0131 halk\u0131n silah satmas\u0131n\u0131 yasak etmi\u015f. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir \u00e7ak\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131mak bile su\u00e7 say\u0131l\u0131r olmu\u015f. G\u00f6revli memurlar s\u0131k\u0131 bir takibe ve kontrole ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar. Bir g\u00fcn Nasreddin Hoca’n\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 aram\u0131\u015flar. Ku\u015fa\u011f\u0131n aras\u0131ndan kocaman bir b\u0131\u00e7ak \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015flar:<\/span>
\n– Bu da nedir Hoca ? Sen silah ta\u015f\u0131man\u0131n yasak oldu\u011funu bilmiyormusun ? demi\u015fler.<\/span>
\n– Evet demi\u015f, biliyorum. Fakat bu silah de\u011fildir. Kitaplarda bir tak\u0131m yanl\u0131\u015flar g\u00f6r\u00fcnce bunun ucuyla kaz\u0131yorum.<\/span>
\n– Olur mu Hocam demi\u015fler, kocaman bir b\u0131\u00e7akla kitaptaki yanl\u0131\u015flar kaz\u0131n\u0131r m\u0131?<\/span>
\n– Olur, olur demi\u015f Hoca. Siz bilmiyorsunuz ama baz\u0131 kitaplarda o kadar b\u00fcy\u00fck yanl\u0131\u015flar var ki bu b\u0131\u00e7ak bile k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck kal\u0131yor\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

MUM ATE\u015e\u0130YLE P\u0130\u015eEN YEMEK\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Bir g\u00fcn Nasreddin Hoca ve arkada\u015flar\u0131 iddiaya tutu\u015fmu\u015flar. E\u011fer Hoca karanl\u0131k ve so\u011fuk bir gecede, sabaha kadar k\u00f6y meydan\u0131nda bekleyebilirse arkada\u015flar\u0131 ona g\u00fczel bir ziyafet \u00e7ekecekmi\u015f. \u015eayet bunu beceremezse o, arkada\u015flar\u0131na ziyafet \u00e7ekecek. Kararla\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lan g\u00fcn Hoca meydan\u0131n ortas\u0131nda, sabaha kadar tir, tir titreyerek beklemi\u015f. Sonra yan\u0131na gelenlere :<\/span>
\n– Tamam demi\u015f. \u0130ddiay\u0131 kazand\u0131m.<\/span>
\n– Ne oldu ne yapt\u0131n demi\u015fler.<\/span>
\n– Bekledim sabaha kadar demi\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Hay\u0131r demi\u015fler. Sen uzaktaki bir mum \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 ile \u0131s\u0131nm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n. \u0130ddiay\u0131 kaybettin! Ziyafetimizi haz\u0131rla. Hoca \u00e7aresiz kabul etmi\u015f. Ziyafet vakti kocaman bir kazan\u0131n alt\u0131na minicik bir mum koymu\u015f. G\u00fcya yemek pi\u015firecek.<\/span>
\n– Ne yap\u0131yorsun? demi\u015fler. K\u0131s, k\u0131s g\u00fclerek cevap vermi\u015f :<\/span>
\n– Bu mum s\u0131ca\u011f\u0131yla size yemek pi\u015firece\u011fim arkada\u015flar. Uzaktaki bir mum \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131yla ben nas\u0131l \u0131s\u0131nd\u0131ysam, bu kazandaki yemek de \u00f6yle pi\u015fecek!..<\/span><\/p>\n

PAPAZLARLA HESAP \u00dcST\u00dcNE<\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00fcnyay\u0131 dola\u015fan \u00fc\u00e7 bilgin papaz Ak\u015fehir’e de u\u011fram\u0131\u015flar. Hocan\u0131n \u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fc duyunca kendisiyle tan\u0131\u015fmak istemi\u015fler. Ak\u015fehir ileri gelenlerinin de kat\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 toplant\u0131da Hoca, papazlarla tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/span>
\nYenilip i\u00e7ildikten, dereden tepeden konu\u015fulduktan sonra, Papazlardan biri Hoca’ya sormu\u015f:<\/span>
\n– Hoca Efendi, d\u00fcnyan\u0131n ortas\u0131 neresidir?<\/span>
\nHoca otlayan e\u015fe\u011fini g\u00f6stererek:<\/span>
\n– E\u015fe\u011fimin \u015fu anda sa\u011f \u00f6n aya\u011f\u0131n\u0131n bast\u0131\u011f\u0131yerdir.<\/span>
\n–\u00a0Nereden belli ? demi\u015f papaz.<\/span>
\n– \u0130nanm\u0131yorsan\u0131z \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcn !… demi\u015f Hoca.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130kinci papaz:<\/span>
\n– Peki Hoca efendi, g\u00f6kte ka\u00e7 y\u0131ld\u0131z vard\u0131r?diye sormu\u015f.<\/span>
\n– G\u00f6kte e\u015fe\u011fimin t\u00fcylerinin say\u0131s\u0131 kadar y\u0131ld\u0131z<\/span>
\nvard\u0131r? demi\u015f Hoca.<\/span>
\n– Nas\u0131l kan\u0131tlars\u0131n\u0131z ? demi\u015fler.<\/span>
\n–\u00a0\u0130nanm\u0131yorsan\u0131z say\u0131n demi\u015f Hoca.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc papaz da :<\/span>
\n– Benim sakal\u0131mda ka\u00e7 k\u0131l var? diye sorunca;<\/span>
\n– E\u015fe\u011fimin kuyru\u011fundaki t\u00fcyler kadar diye cevap vermi\u015f Hoca.<\/span>
\n– Nereden bildin dediklerinde, Nasreddin Hoca sesini y\u00fckseltip ciddile\u015ferek;<\/span>
\n– \u00d6l\u00e7\u00fcn dedim \u00f6l\u00e7mediniz. Say\u0131n dedim saymad\u0131n\u0131z.Bir k\u0131l bile fazla de\u011fil. Siz ise inanm\u0131yorsunuz.<\/span>
\nBunu do\u011frulayal\u0131m. Bir k\u0131l e\u015fe\u011fin kuyru\u011fundan bir k\u0131l da papaz\u0131n sakal\u0131ndan \u00e7ekelim. B\u00f6ylece yan\u0131lmadan e\u015fitli\u011fi g\u00f6r\u00fcr\u00fcz deyince papazlar tart\u0131\u015fmay\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131p gitmi\u015fler.<\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00dc\u015e\u00dcNEN H\u0130ND\u0130\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir papa\u011fan\u0131n onbe\u015f alt\u0131na sat\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6ren Nasreddin Hoca, bir ko\u015fuda evine gidip k\u00fcmesteki hindisini tutmu\u015f. Apar topar pazara g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcp ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f ba\u011f\u0131rmaya:<\/span>
\n– Sat\u0131l\u0131k hindiiii… Sat\u0131l\u0131k hindiiiii… Yirmi alt\u0131na sat\u0131l\u0131k hindi!<\/span>
\n\u015ea\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f pazardakiler.<\/span>
\n– Yahu hocam demi\u015fler. Bir hindinin yirmi alt\u0131n etti\u011fi nerde g\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Ne olmu\u015f diye \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f Hoca. Demin bir ku\u015fu onbe\u015f alt\u0131na satt\u0131lar.<\/span>
\n– Ama o papa\u011fand\u0131 demi\u015fler. T\u0131pk\u0131 insan gibi konu\u015fuyor o.<\/span>
\n– Olsun demi\u015f Nasreddin Hoca. O konu\u015fuyorsa bu da d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr!<\/span><\/p>\n

E\u015eE\u011eE TERS B\u0130NMEK<\/span><\/p>\n

Nasreddin Hoca bir g\u00fcn yabanc\u0131 bir k\u00f6yde misafir olur. Cuma g\u00fcn\u00fc O’nu k\u00fcrs\u00fcye \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131rlar. G\u00fczel bir vaaz verir. Herkes pek memnun kal\u0131r. Camiden \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca Hoca’n\u0131n e\u015fe\u011fini getirirler. K\u00f6yl\u00fclerin hepsi ona hizmet etmek i\u00e7in adeta yar\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar. Hoca e\u015fe\u011fine binerken biraz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr. Sonra e\u015fe\u011fin \u00fcst\u00fcne ters oturur. Herkes hayret eder. K\u00f6yl\u00fclerden biri dayanamay\u0131p sorar:<\/span>
\n– Hocam der. Kusura bakma ama e\u015fe\u011fe ni\u00e7in ters bindi\u011fini sorabilir miyim?<\/span>
\nHoca tebess\u00fcm ederek cevap verir:<\/span>
\n– E\u011fer d\u00fcz binip \u00f6n\u00fcn\u00fcze ge\u00e7seydim siz arkada kalacakt\u0131n\u0131z. Siz \u00f6ne ge\u00e7seydiniz, bu defa ben arkada kalm\u0131\u015f olacakt\u0131m. B\u00f6yle ters binince size arkam\u0131 d\u00f6nmemi\u015f oluyorum…<\/span><\/p>\n

E\u015eE\u011eE YAZIK OLUR<\/span><\/p>\n

Nasreddin Hoca hayvanlar\u0131na a\u011f\u0131r y\u00fckler y\u00fckleyip onlara eziyet eden k\u00f6yl\u00fclerine iyi bir ders vermek istemi\u015f. Bir g\u00fcn e\u015fe\u011fine binerek k\u00f6y meydan\u0131nda dola\u015fmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. \u0130\u015fin garibi dolu bir \u00e7uval\u0131 da s\u0131rt\u0131na vurmu\u015f, \u00f6yle geziyor. \u015ea\u015f\u0131r\u0131p sormu\u015flar :<\/span>
\n– Yahu Hoca Efendi, hem e\u015fe\u011fin \u00fczerindesin, hem \u00e7uval\u0131 s\u0131rt\u0131nda ta\u015f\u0131yorsun. Nas\u0131l bir i\u015f bu ?<\/span>
\nHoca cevab\u0131 yeti\u015ftirmi\u015f hemen :<\/span>
\n– Zavall\u0131 hayvan, demi\u015f. Zaten gece g\u00fcnd\u00fcz demeden hizmet ediyor bana. S\u0131rt\u0131na bindiriyor, y\u00fcklerimi ta\u015f\u0131yor, de\u011firmeni \u00e7eviriyor. Bu kadar hizmetlerinden sonra dolu \u00e7uval\u0131 da ona y\u00fcklemek istemedim. Bu y\u00fczden ben vurdum s\u0131rt\u0131ma.<\/span><\/p>\n

YEME\u011e\u0130N BU\u011eUSU PARANIN SES\u0130\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Nasreddin Hoca Ak\u015fehir’de kad\u0131l\u0131k vazifesini y\u00fcr\u00fct\u00fcrken kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na iki adam \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f. Birisi \u00f6teden beri cimrili\u011fi ile tan\u0131nm\u0131\u015f bir a\u015f\u00e7\u0131, di\u011feri de boynu b\u00fck\u00fck bir fakir. A\u015f\u00e7\u0131 s\u00f6z\u00fc alm\u0131\u015f :<\/span>
\n– Hocam demi\u015f, ben bu adamdan davac\u0131y\u0131m. D\u00fckkan\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde fasulye pi\u015firiyordum. Tencerenin kenar\u0131ndan bu\u011fusu \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yordu yeme\u011fin. Bu adam elinde somunla geldi. Kopard\u0131\u011f\u0131 lokmalar\u0131 yeme\u011fin bu\u011fusuna tutup ba\u015flad\u0131 at\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmaya. Nihayet koca bir ekme\u011fi bitirdi. Ondan fasulye bu\u011fusunun paras\u0131n\u0131 istedim, vermedi.<\/span>
\nNasreddin Hoca anlat\u0131lanlar\u0131 dikkatlice dinledikten sonra fakire d\u00f6n\u00fcp :<\/span>
\n– Do\u011fru mu bunlar ? diye sormu\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Evet, demi\u015f fakir adam.<\/span>
\n– \u00d6yleyse para kesesini \u00e7\u0131kar bakal\u0131m.<\/span>
\nZavall\u0131 fakir kad\u0131 efendiye kar\u015f\u0131 gelememi\u015f. \u0130\u00e7inde \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f ak\u00e7e bulunan para kesesini Hoca’ ya uzatm\u0131\u015f. Bu sefer a\u015f\u00e7\u0131y\u0131 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f yan\u0131na. Keseyi kula\u011f\u0131na yakla\u015ft\u0131rarak \u015f\u0131ng\u0131rdatmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Sonra da :<\/span>
\n– Haydi demi\u015f ald\u0131n i\u015fte alaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131. A\u015f\u00e7\u0131 :<\/span>
\n– Nas\u0131l olur ? diye \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 belli etmi\u015f. Param\u0131 vermediniz hen\u00fcz. Hoca cevap vermi\u015f :<\/span>
\n– Fazla uzatma, yeme\u011fin bu\u011fusunu satan paran\u0131n da sesini al\u0131r elbet!<\/span><\/p>\n

G\u00dcNAH<\/span><\/p>\n

Bir Ramazan g\u00fcn\u00fc Nasreddin Hoca’n\u0131n g\u00f6zleri susuzluktan afallam\u0131\u015f. Dayanamay\u0131p bir \u00e7e\u015fmeye \u00e7akt\u0131rmadan yana\u015f\u0131r. Tam suyunu i\u00e7erken, bir k\u00f6yl\u00fc g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f hocay\u0131:<\/span>
\n– Aman hoca, g\u00fcnah de\u011filmidir bu yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n!<\/span>
\n– Y\u0131k\u0131l kar\u015f\u0131mdan! Ramazan gider bir daha gelir, ama ben gidersem bir daha gelmem! Ne g\u00fcnah\u0131!<\/span><\/p>\n

ACEM\u0130 B\u00dcLB\u00dcL<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoca bir g\u00fcn, yol kenar\u0131ndaki hayrat a\u011fa\u00e7lardan birine \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f, incir yeme\u011fe ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Yan\u0131ndan ge\u00e7en bir yolcu seslenmi\u015f:<\/span>
\n– Hey ! Sen kimsin ? Ne yap\u0131yorsun orada ?<\/span>
\n– Ben b\u00fclb\u00fcl\u00fcm demi\u015f Hoca.<\/span>
\nAdam :<\/span>
\n– \u00d6yleyse \u00f6t bakal\u0131m deyince, Hoca karga gibi acayip sesler \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Bu ne bi\u00e7im b\u00fclb\u00fcl sesi yahu, demi\u015f adam.<\/span>
\nB\u00fclb\u00fcl hi\u00e7 b\u00f6yle mi \u00f6ter.<\/span>
\n– Ne yapal\u0131m demi\u015f Hoca, acemi b\u00fclb\u00fcl bu kadar \u00f6ter!<\/span><\/p>\n

KAZAN DO\u011eURDU\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoca komsusundan bir g\u00fcn kazani \u00f6d\u00fcn\u00e7 ister. Iade ederken de hem tesekk\u00fcr eder, hem i\u00e7ine minik bir kazan koyar. Komsusu merakla bu minik kazani sorunca da, “Komsu, bizdeyken kazanin dogurdu” der. Komsusu bu ise pek sevinir.<\/span>
\nAradan epey zaman ge\u00e7er, Hoca yine kom\u015fusundan kazan\u0131n\u0131i \u00f6d\u00fcn\u00e7 ister. Kom\u015fusu da sevinerek verir. Ama bu kez aradan g\u00fcnler, haftalar, hatta aylar ge\u00e7er, kazandan ve Hoca’dan ses \u00e7ikmaz. Nihayet bir g\u00fcn komsusu konuyu a\u00e7maya karar verir,”Hoca bizim kazan ne oldu?” diye sorar. Hoca da \u00fczg\u00fcn bir ifadeyle,”Komsu \u00e7ok zaman ge\u00e7ti aradan, senin kazan \u00f6ld\u00fc. Sana nasil s\u00f6yleyecegimi d\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fcp duruyordum” deyince sinirlenen komsusu,”Hocam ne diyorsunuz? Hi\u00e7 kazan \u00f6l\u00fcr m\u00fc? Kazan canli mi ki \u00f6ls\u00fcn?” Hoca,”Dogurdugunu kabul etmistin, sesin \u00e7\u0131kmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131, \u015fimdi \u00f6l\u00fcnce neden feryat ediyorsun” der komsusuna.<\/span><\/p>\n

TEST\u0130Y\u0130 KIRMADAN \u00d6NCE<\/span><\/p>\n

Nasreddin Hoca o\u011flunun eline bir testi tutu\u015fturup \u00e7e\u015fmeden su getirmesini istemi\u015f. \u00c7ocuk d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karken de ensesine bir tokat at\u0131p :<\/span>
\n– Testiyi k\u0131rma ha ! diye \u00f6\u011f\u00fct vermi\u015f.<\/span>
\nBunu g\u00f6ren kom\u015fulardan biri :<\/span>
\n– Yahu Hocam demi\u015f, hen\u00fcz testiyi k\u0131rmadan niye d\u00f6v\u00fcyorsun yavruca\u011f\u0131z\u0131?<\/span>
\nHoca cevap vermi\u015f :<\/span>
\n– Testiyi k\u0131rd\u0131ktan sonra neye yarar be birader!<\/span><\/p>\n

KIRK AK\u00c7EL\u0130K BALTA<\/span><\/p>\n

Nasreddin Hoca evine s\u0131k, s\u0131k ci\u011fer getirdi\u011fi halde bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc onlar\u0131 yemek kendisine nasip olmaz. Her seferinde han\u0131m\u0131 :<\/span>
\n– Kahrolas\u0131 kedi ci\u011feri yedi.<\/span>
\n– H\u0131nz\u0131r hayvan ci\u011feri yemi\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Can\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kas\u0131ca sarman kedi ci\u011feri a\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f, diye bahaneler uyduruyormu\u015f.<\/span>
\nBir g\u00fcn dayanamam\u0131\u015f Hoca. Hemen bir kenarda duran baltay\u0131 kap\u0131p, mutfak dolab\u0131na yerle\u015ftirmi\u015f. Han\u0131m\u0131:<\/span>
\n– Ne yap\u0131yorsun Hoca demi\u015f, baltan\u0131n dolapta i\u015fi ne? Hoca cevap vermi\u015f:<\/span>
\n– Han\u0131m han\u0131m, sen bizim kediyi h\u00e2l\u00e2 tan\u0131yamam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n. \u00dc\u00e7 ak\u00e7elik ci\u011fere tenezz\u00fcl eden hayvan k\u0131rk ak\u00e7elik baltay\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131r m\u0131 san\u0131yorsun?<\/span><\/p>\n

KED\u0130 NEREDE<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoca’n\u0131n can\u0131 et yeme\u011fi istemi\u015f bir g\u00fcn. Kasaptan iki kilo et al\u0131p evine g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Ak\u015fama g\u00fczelce pi\u015fir bunlar\u0131, demi\u015f han\u0131m\u0131na. Ne var ki o g\u00fcn eve han\u0131m\u0131 misafirleri gelmi\u015f. Kad\u0131nca\u011f\u0131z eti pi\u015firip onlara ikram etmi\u015f. Ak\u015famda bir tarhana \u00e7orbas\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f. Hoca’ n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcne.<\/span>
\n– Et nerde demi\u015f Hoca. Kad\u0131n do\u011fruyu s\u00f6yleyece\u011fine bir yalan k\u0131v\u0131rm\u0131\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Eti kedi yedi, demi\u015f.<\/span>
\n– Getir \u015fu kediyi bakal\u0131m demi\u015f Hoca. Sonra teraziyi \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131p kediyi tartm\u0131\u015f. Bakm\u0131\u015flar ki tam iki kilo geliyor. Hoca han\u0131m\u0131na sormu\u015f:<\/span>
\n– Peki han\u0131m demi\u015f, kedi bu ise bizim et nerede? Et buysa kedi nereye gitti?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u015eAKA<\/span><\/p>\n

Nasrettin hoca pazarda dalg\u0131n y\u00fcr\u00fcyormu\u015f.etraf\u0131ndaki esnaflar\u0131 seyrediyor.bu s\u0131rada ensesine bir tokat geliyor. Hoca t\u00f6kezlemi\u015f bir ka\u00e7 ad\u0131m sendelemi\u015f neyse toparlan\u0131p sinirli bir \u015fekilde arkas\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f.<\/span>
\nBir bakm\u0131\u015f ki hocan\u0131n 2 kat\u0131 hayvan gibi bir adam. Hoca durmu\u015f bir yutkunmu\u015f \u00f6nce,sonra:<\/span>
\n– bana senmi vurdun? demi\u015f adama.<\/span>
\nAdam: – ben vurdum ne olacak demi\u015f.<\/span>
\nHoca: – sakadan m\u0131 vurdun ciddiden mi? demi\u015f<\/span>
\nAdam: – ciddi vurdum napacan?!<\/span>
\nHoca: – Aman aman, \u00f6yle olsun… \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc \u015fakadan hi\u00e7 ho\u015flanmam da ..<\/span><\/p>\n

YA TUTARSA\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Kimi insanlar olmayacak hevesler pe\u015finde ko\u015fup durur. Nasreddin Hoca b\u00f6ylelerine ders vermek istemi\u015f bir g\u00fcn. Elinde koca bir bakra\u00e7 yo\u011furt mayas\u0131yla g\u00f6l\u00fcn kenar\u0131na gelmi\u015f. Ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f ka\u015f\u0131k, ka\u015f\u0131k d\u00f6kmeye :<\/span>
\n– Ne yap\u0131yorsun Hoca? demi\u015fler.<\/span>
\n– G\u00f6le yo\u011furt mayas\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131yorum, demi\u015f k\u0131s, k\u0131s g\u00fclerek.<\/span>
\n– Olur mu demi\u015fler, g\u00f6l yo\u011furt mayas\u0131 tutar m\u0131 hi\u00e7 ? Hoca cevab\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131\u015f tabii.<\/span>
\n– Ya tutarsa…<\/span><\/p>\n

HIRSIZIN H\u0130\u00c7 M\u0130 SU\u00c7U YOK<\/span><\/p>\n

Bir g\u00fcn Nasreddin Hoca’n\u0131n e\u015fe\u011fi \u00e7al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f. Can s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131 i\u00e7inde durumu kom\u015fular\u0131na anlat\u0131nca her kafadan bir ses \u00e7\u0131kmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Birisi :<\/span>
\n– Hocam demi\u015f niye ah\u0131r\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131na iyi bir kilit takmad\u0131n sanki ?<\/span>
\nBir ba\u015fkas\u0131 :<\/span>
\n– Evine h\u0131rs\u0131z giriyor da senin nas\u0131l haberin olmuyor ? diye konu\u015fmu\u015f.<\/span>
\nBir di\u011feri de :<\/span>
\n– Hocam demi\u015f, kusura bakma ama e\u015fe\u011fin \u00e7al\u0131nmas\u0131na en b\u00fcy\u00fck sebep yine sensin. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc do\u011fru d\u00fcr\u00fcst bir ah\u0131r\u0131n bile yok. Nerden baksan d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor. Hoca k\u0131zm\u0131\u015f:<\/span>
\n– Yahu demi\u015f, iyi, g\u00fczel de kabahatin hepsi benim mi ? H\u0131rs\u0131z\u0131n hi\u00e7 mi su\u00e7u yok?<\/span><\/p>\n

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